I used to cheat in Heads Up 7 Up by looking at their shoes

wendycxo:

-fuckthesystem:

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Looking in the mirror:

funnyposts:

“I need to lose weight”

2 minutes later:

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That moment when you’re telling your friends a story about an argument with your mom..

sexweedmoneyand:

You’re like:
“I was like SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!”


they’re like:
“OMG YOU SAID THATT!!!!??”

You’re like:
” no..but i was thinking it!”

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